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I am concerned. We made a down payment on a lesbian and before it even shipped it got hit by a seagull.

… No, really. It’s sort of a long story. I think this may well be the first time anyone I know has ever been hit by a bird. I gotta say, though, seagulls would have been among my candidates for birds likely to just sorta fly into people like it ain’t no thing.

Seagull don’t care.

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From: Dave Leppik
Date: 2012-02-07 09:48:01 -0600

This down payment, was it goose down or seagull down?