So, one of the problems I face, pretty much every year, is that I have no clue how to shop for Jesse. Jesse strikes me as basically self-contained and correct to begin with. Also, if I know Jesse wants something, I generally get it… Meaning that come late December, I’m stumped.
Well, I was stumped until I wandered around Target for about half an hour, and then I saw Something I Am Sure Jesse Would Like. Now all I have to do is figure out how to sneak it into the house and get it wrapped. I’m thinking of relying on an old standby; I have a very hard time distinguishing some kinds of smells, so I often have Jesse tell me whether milk is okay or whatever. So I’ll go with “Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?”