What. The. Fuck.


Categories: Religion


Mardi Gras was a demonic party and the city of New Orleans was one of the must demonic in the U.S.A.. I believe that the power of the air are being cast down from the frist heaven. And these are just the small fry’s. If you think that they are coming down without bringing death with them you need to read the book. And if you have the silly idea the “chruch” is going to be rapture out you are in for a big let down. So pull out the sword and let start killing them as the Lord tells us.

What the fuck.

I mean, what else am I supposed to say? Am I supposed to explain away how this guy isn’t a “real” Christian? I sure hope he’s a real Christian, because it sounds to me like he could benefit a lot from the whole Jesus thing.

But wow.

To think! There is a point from which Pat Robertson is a calm moderate seeking balanced viewpoints and showing an exceptional witness of compassion.

Special thanks to Mr. Minion, who pointed this out.

Comments [archived]

From: Goliath
Date: 2005-09-05 01:08:25 -0500

Just remember, seebs, that the person you quoted is just as much of a xian as you are: no more, no less.

Stare into the face of your religion.

From: elanor
Date: 2005-09-05 13:48:29 -0500

cast down from the frist heaven…

LOL! Gotta love slips like this.

From: seebs
Date: 2005-09-05 17:15:01 -0500

In fact, Goliath, I’ve been actively arguing against attempts to dodge this by saying “oh, no true Christian …” because I think them very harmful.

My religion does indeed teach that people are pretty fucked up. I sincerely hope the poster quoted is working on a relationship with God, because it sounds very much like he needs one.

BTW, I remember you saw the horrific “call for unity” piece a while back, but I don’t know whether you saw my next post debunking it and pointing out all the Nazi propaganda quotes.

Good to see you around! I’ve missed you, and I think many other people at FF feel the same way. I have been using your story of the people pushing the Entertainment Weekly subscriptions to terrorize clerks at Best Buy and Suncoast.

From: Goliath
Date: 2005-09-06 15:54:30 -0500

I thank you for being the only xian I’ve ever encountered to not give the knee-jerk “no true xian” excuse.

As for FF, I’m surprised to hear that anyone there missed me. After all, I’m banned. And no, I’m not self-banned…that’s what the “Banned Users” post says (or said, the last I checked). However, I asked once for the self-ban to be lifted, and both liv and vm refused.

From: sparklycat
Date: 2005-09-07 19:28:12 -0500

Promoting serial killing should really be a bannable offense.

From: Goliath
Date: 2005-09-08 13:43:47 -0500

“Promoting serial killing should really be a bannable offense.”

Then no xian who promotes the bible as anything but a book of evil would remain at CF!

Hmmm, you may be onto something…

From: Hevvin Machine
Date: 2005-09-13 22:38:06 -0500

Actually the word used in Lev 20:13 isn’t about using a sword. You’re supposed to use rocks. Obviously this guy isn’t a christian at all, or he would have known this.

Unless you all are a bunch of pansy ass pseudo christians afraid to do the Lord’s clear bidding. What are you waiting for? The Rapture? God flushed NOLA for the very good reasons found on the website SouthernDecadence.com

“I left the church when I was very young” is a quote from Evil Minion’s website. I get it. DO YOU?


From: tubby
Date: 2005-09-15 10:19:14 -0500

Good to see you around! I’ve missed you, and I think many other people at FF feel the same way.

What is FF??

Got a link?

From: seebs
Date: 2005-09-15 18:31:10 -0500

FF == Freethought Forum, http://www.freethought-forum.com/.

It’s a BBS I used to hang around with him on.

From: tubby
Date: 2005-09-16 23:04:16 -0500

Pete, whatever became of this? Did CaDan honor their word and cease illegal faxes? That would be a success story!

Seebach v. CaDan is settled! They pay $10,000. By May 1st, they implement signed, written, permission for all people on their list; no one gets ads via fax without giving permission. I drop the suit. If they break the agreement,…

Posted in Seebach Exhibit 7 on February 11, 2004 12:53 PM

From: seebs_lawyer
Date: 2005-09-19 16:55:48 -0500

We haven’t caught them at it yet. We’ll see.

From: tubby
Date: 2005-09-22 23:28:59 -0500

Thank you for the welcomed news. Looks like you’ve succeeded.

How is our friend Ike doing at CCM? Compliant as well, eh?

From: phloid_flathead
Date: 2005-09-23 07:46:20 -0500

This is all very interesting and stuff, but what we really, really, want to know is: when do those IOCCC results come out?