Here’s how you prepare for a party. You vacuum a rug that probably hasn’t been vacuumed before this millennium. It turns out the dusty pink carpet is actually sort of a deep maroon.
Date: 2003-12-23 23:51:21 -0600
Your mother wants to give you a vacuum cleaner for Christmas. Trust me.
Date: 2003-12-23 23:52:06 -0600
I will be bringing lots of cookies.
Date: 2003-12-24 10:05:03 -0600
Heh. They have a very excellent vacuum cleaner, as I know from experience because I vacuumed that very same rug last Fourth of July.
Date: 2003-12-24 13:29:34 -0600
Was that the last time it was vacuumed?