Tragically, I hate going to Hawaii


Categories: Personal

I think this will be my third trip to Hawaii. I still don’t like it. I don’t know why; I’m sure it’s a wonderful place. I think it has to do with travel time; it takes most of a day to get from here to there. This has gotten worse with the flood of totally irrelevant airline “security” measures.

But hey, it’s a chance to work on C standardization, which is fun. There’s a chance that Little Swimmer will be born (and thus probably named) by the time I get back, in which case, I’ll never see Dave and Jordan again. Which is not so nice.

I had an interesting experience tonight. When I stopped by the corner grocery to pick up a bag of peanuts – priced at \$1.99 – the clerk quoted me \$32.77. The cash register, of course, said \$1.99. The credit card got charged \$1.99. Very good deadpan humor. The world needs more humor.

Comments [archived]

From: poo poo head
Date: 2005-09-14 14:34:39 -0500

POO! face! you are all poo heads hahahah POO POO POO POO i like poo heads and you are all poo faces and like eating poo poo for poo and lunch and dinner is poo you all poo


From: poo poo head 2
Date: 2005-10-13 04:48:37 -0500

hey poo poo head i like you style i am a poo poo head just like you hahahahahahaha i think all of you are made of poo and i like to eat poo out of the toilet …yum yum mmmmm pooo… POOOOO taste GREAT! should try it …seams as though your made of poo you should take a little nibble out of your arm HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA….

BYE POO FACES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: poo poo tuyet
Date: 2005-11-07 17:53:16 -0600

tuyet is short and she likes poo just like u cause u stink u fuck. eaing dim sim with a steamed dumpling 2

From: i like poo
Date: 2006-11-03 08:35:06 -0600

hey - we all like poo :)

From: andy
Date: 2007-01-12 14:06:14 -0600

You should hate going to Hawaii. It’s filled with dirty little island niggers that are the Hawaiians. If they aren’t enough to turn your stomach, you also have to deal with all the rice eating gooks and their wanna-be fast and furious cars. I swear these chinks put loud exhausts on anything with 4 wheels, and whats worse is that they think that it’s cool. All of them think they are gangster casue they listen to shitty rap, and try and talk shit only when in groups of 6 or more. They can’t drive. I can’t wait till I’m off this fucking island and away from these shitty ass people. FUCK YOU HAWAII. FUCK ALL YOU GOOKS AND YOU FUCKING ISLAND NIGGERS. the FILIPINOS are worse though.

Date: 2007-01-16 14:58:41 -0600


From: yoni
Date: 2007-01-22 00:23:06 -0600

hmm… nice to know i’m not the only one with a deep appreciation for… stool.

From: holly
Date: 2007-02-17 14:48:21 -0600

i love loo

From: mike yk paahana
Date: 2008-08-10 17:51:46 -0500

poo poo head now das reel clever