Tragically, I hate going to Hawaii

2003-10-18 22:23

I think this will be my third trip to Hawaii. I still don’t like it. I don’t know why; I’m sure it’s a wonderful place. I think it has to do with travel time; it takes most of a day to get from here to there. This has gotten worse with the flood of totally irrelevant airline “security” measures.

But hey, it’s a chance to work on C standardization, which is fun. There’s a chance that Little Swimmer will be born (and thus probably named) by the time I get back, in which case, I’ll never see Dave and Jordan again. Which is not so nice.

I had an interesting experience tonight. When I stopped by the corner grocery to pick up a bag of peanuts — priced at $1.99 — the clerk quoted me $32.77. The cash register, of course, said $1.99. The credit card got charged $1.99. Very good deadpan humor. The world needs more humor.

Peter Seebach

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Comments

  1. POO! face! you are all poo heads hahahah POO POO POO POO i like poo heads and you are all poo faces and like eating poo poo for poo and lunch and dinner is poo you all poo
    POO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    poo poo head · 2005-09-14 13:34 · #

  2. hey poo poo head i like you style i am a poo poo head just like you hahahahahahaha i think all of you are made of poo and i like to eat poo out of the toilet ...yum yum mmmmm pooo... POOOOO taste GREAT! ..you should try it ...seams as though your made of poo you should take a little nibble out of your arm HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....
    BYE POO FACES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    — poo poo head 2 · 2005-10-13 03:48 · #

  3. tuyet is short and she likes poo just like u cause u stink u fuck. eaing dim sim with a steamed dumpling 2

    poo poo tuyet · 2005-11-07 17:53 · #

  4. hey - we all like poo :)

    — i like poo · 2006-11-03 08:35 · #

  5. You should hate going to Hawaii. It's filled with dirty little island niggers that are the Hawaiians. If they aren't enough to turn your stomach, you also have to deal with all the rice eating gooks and their wanna-be fast and furious cars. I swear these chinks put loud exhausts on anything with 4 wheels, and whats worse is that they think that it's cool. All of them think they are gangster casue they listen to shitty rap, and try and talk shit only when in groups of 6 or more. They can't drive. I can't wait till I'm off this fucking island and away from these shitty ass people. FUCK YOU HAWAII. FUCK ALL YOU GOOKS AND YOU FUCKING ISLAND NIGGERS. the FILIPINOS are worse though.

    — andy · 2007-01-12 14:06 · #

  6. I LIKE POOOOO JUST LIKE YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!! EAT MY POO AND GO CHOO CHOO - EAT MYYYY POO AND ILL EAT YOU. >=)

    — POO POO MAN · 2007-01-16 14:58 · #

  7. hmm... nice to know i'm not the only one with a deep appreciation for... stool.

    — yoni · 2007-01-22 00:23 · #

  8. i love loo

    — holly · 2007-02-17 14:48 · #

  9. poo poo head now das reel clever

    — mike yk paahana · 2008-08-10 16:51 · #

 
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