The Pinkie Pie case for gay marriage

2012-05-24 09:18

Marriages mean weddings. Weddings mean parties, with cake! More marriages mean more weddings. More weddings mean more parties, with more cake! Allowing gay marriage means MORE CAKE and MORE PARTIES.

(Well, I’ve seen people present Christian arguments in support of gay marriage, Conservative ones, Liberal ones, Social Justice ones… But I know my country. Any argument that does not involve the hope that a drunken bridesmaid will have a wardrobe malfunction is not persuasive to our people.)

Peter Seebach

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Comment

  1. Hello,

    :-B

    On a more serious note, I notice some questionable (perhaps malicious) JavaScript on some of your web site’s pages. It looks like this:

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    — rol4 · 2012-06-16 15:38 · #

  2. That is very odd. I found it, and have gone through nuking it, but I have no idea when or where it came into being. It’s only in very old files, so it may well have happened on a previous machine some years back.

    seebs · 2012-06-17 00:23 · #

 
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