My best sentence ever

2012-02-07 01:34

I am concerned. We made a down payment on a lesbian and before it even shipped it got hit by a seagull.

… No, really. It’s sort of a long story. I think this may well be the first time anyone I know has ever been hit by a bird. I gotta say, though, seagulls would have been among my candidates for birds likely to just sorta fly into people like it ain’t no thing.

Seagull don’t care.

Peter Seebach



  1. This down payment, was it goose down or seagull down?

    Dave Leppik · 2012-02-07 09:48 · #