My best sentence ever

2012-02-07 01:34

I am concerned. We made a down payment on a lesbian and before it even shipped it got hit by a seagull.

… No, really. It’s sort of a long story. I think this may well be the first time anyone I know has ever been hit by a bird. I gotta say, though, seagulls would have been among my candidates for birds likely to just sorta fly into people like it ain’t no thing.

Seagull don’t care.

Peter Seebach

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  1. This down payment, was it goose down or seagull down?

    Dave Leppik · 2012-02-07 09:48 · #

 
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