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Party preparation

Here's how you prepare for a party. You vacuum a rug that probably hasn't been vacuumed before this millennium. It turns out the dusty pink carpet is actually sort of a deep maroon.

Your mother wants to give you a vacuum cleaner for Christmas. Trust me.


I will be bringing lots of cookies.


Heh. They have a very excellent vacuum cleaner, as I know from experience because I vacuumed that very same rug last Fourth of July.
seebs' mom


Was that the last time it was vacuumed?